Fans of the original Top Gear from the UK know that The Stig is the mysterious secret identity helmeted driver supreme who somehow didn’t make the leap across the pond for the US version of Top Gear (but at least we got Adam Ferrara? uhmmm). Now you can wake up to world’s greatest small car driver with the Stig Projection Alarm Clock. Push down on Stig’s head and the time gets projected on the wall behind him. Lift up his visor to reveal
his identity the backlit time, digitally (a clock face would have been more appropriate, right?) To top it off, Top Gear fans, the alarm clock plays the show’s theme song. $39.99 at ThinkGeek.