Life Size Yoda Statue -

So how many favors do you think I need to do to convince the wife to let me buy a nearly $500 Life Size Yoda Statue for the living room? This officially licensed collectible stands 30″ tall and is limited to just 10,000 pieces and comes with a numbered plaque and certificate of authenticity.

So I think the plan to get this into my house is to ask for a life sized Jabba first to break the ice. When that gets rejected I will move to asking about Chewbacca. When that’s rejected, and surely it will be, I will curl up into the fetal position and with puppy dog eyes ask for this Yoda. It’s guaranteed to work.