You know what this is? It’s a Tiny Violin USB Flash Drive holding an MP3 of the world’s saddest song just for you. It’s about time that insult got upgraded to the 21st century. I’ll call it Tiny Violin 2.0. Look it really is a flash drive:
$19 if you want it. Oh, you can’t buy it because you’re not sure if you left your Amex Black Card in the Lambo or the Benz? Well here’s the world’s smallest violin flash drive….
Meideal Digital Mini Clip-On Metronome with 10 Beats & Tempo of 30~280BPM for Guitar Piano Violin Ukulele - Blue