A Hello Kitty speaker would be loatheworthy enough but add in some motion and you have a recipe for meh. The Dancing Hello Kitty Speaker just looks like a regular stuffed animal to be but apparently there’s a 50mm speaker in there powered by 3 AA batteries. Somehow she also dances to your music when you press her left hand. The product description says she will “stop moving after 20 min” but I prefer to think of it as “she will continue dancing for the longest 20 minutes of your life”. There I fixed it. Goodbye Kitty!