Itsa Mario! Itsa backpack! Itsa Mario Backpack. If you think about it, we’ve been carrying Mario’s weight on our backs the past 20 years anyway, moving him up, down, left, right, making him jump, stomp, flip, kick, drive, fight. Where would Mario be without us working the controller? Still standing at the start, not saving the princess, not hanging out with Luigi, not going with Sonic to the Olympics, not exploring the galaxies, not doing all that other cool stuff. You’re welcome Mario. Now Mario can literally be on your back and this time he’s doing a little work for you by holding your stuff. $17.99 from Entertainment Earth.