In the good old days (prior to October 8, 2010) there were only a few ways to drink beer fast: shotgun a can of beer, keg stands, beer bongs (funnels), and developing quick chugging skills from years of hard drinking. Now there’s a fifth way and it lets you drink a bottle of beer megafast. The Ultimate Bottle Bong is a portable beer bong that fits over a bottle of beer. Slip it on and funnel down that brewski as if you had a full blown beer bong with you. Great for traveling (from party to party). The perfect way to start the weekend. Or workweek.