Are your fish still living in old fashioned round fishbowls? Well snap into a SlimJim, kid, cause there’s a new sheriff in town and this fish is moving on up to the East Side to a deluxe fishbowl in the sky. It’s the Umbra FishHotel Fish Bowl the modern piece of architecture your fish have been craving.
Stack ’em, trade ’em, collect the whole set. You fish will be living in Style. That’s right, style with a capital S. They’re actually really cool and suddenly I have an urge to get myself some fish and I’m not talking about omakase (although would it be wrong to stop for sushi on the way home from buying some pet fish? fish eat fish, so yeah I’m thinking salmon avocado rolls all the way). These fish hotels will run you about $22 at Amazon.