Wear your iPad in a pouch on your chest like a kangaroo holds it’s joey. Your iPad is your baby, you don’t want to leave home without it but most likely your pants simply don’t have a pocket large enough to hold the device. No problem, just grab yourself a Syte shirt for $50 and hit the town. You just slip the iPad into the clear front pocket and then set it to whatever you want like a human billboard (or a teletubby). Great for picking up hotties at the local bar- let people play games or check their email right on your chest. Watch out fine ladies, hot stuff coming through:

Or not.

via engadget