Gravy Machine

There’s nothing better than gravy. Ok maybe bacon. If they ever find a way to make bacon absorb gravy, forget about it- look for me on one of those TLC special shows about people who eat so much they get stuck in their house and the fire department has to use a crane to hoist them out of the bay window directly to Dr. Huizenga’s office before a workout with Bob and Jillian upon which they collapse in the first 5 minutes and then Jillian makes them cry again. A self serve gravy dispensing machine? Sweetness. Get me to Bob Evans (down on the farm) now! And bring a funnel and some rubber tubing- I’m ready to mainline this stuff. Dr. H, I’ll see you soon.

via gizmodo