
If you’re looking to survive in the jungle, whether it’s the concrete one or not, you might just need a few emergency supplies. It’s not realistic to carry around a giant bag of stuff with you at all times (don’t tell that one to my fannypack wearing father though) so sometimes you need a pocket sized survival too like the Survival Card.
The Survival Card has everything you need to survive compacted into a tiny credit card sized kit- a magnesium alloy firestarter, a razor sharp knife blade, bright red LED flashlight, emergency whistle, tweezers and a toothpick. Buy the kit, watch a few episodes of Man vs. Wild or Survivorman
, lace up your boots, and you’re ready for a week in the Arctic or Amazon. The whole thing weighs a mere 1.3oz.




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