
Here’s a great Star Wars lightsaber (handle) MP3 player. Yes this deadly…err fictional… weapon is rendered impotent by eliminating the whole weapon part. This is like giving someone a door handle with an iPod shuffle inside and calling it a Ferrari MP3 player- it’s just the handle! What’s the point? Do you expect me to use my imagination or something while playing with toys related to 30 year old Sci-fi movies? Seriously, either give me the ability to seriously injure people who mock my choice of MP3 music (nothing wrong with a grown man listening to Miley Cyrus on repeat, right?) or don’t even make the “weaponized” Mp3 player at all. Come on now.
via technabob




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