Heated USB No Finger Santa Gloves

Sure these USB Santa heated no finger gloves kind of look like something a (very nerdy) stripper would wear but if you want to know what Santa’s helpers at the North Pole wear to stay warm at their cubicles, this is it. I visited last year, and yes they’ve upgraded from pen and paper to computers to keep track of all the outgoing gifts as well as the naughty and nice lists. Word on the street is that presents were delivered this year, so it looks like the computers held up, no unfortunately timed blue screen of death. Maybe Santa’s on a Mac.