If you’re looking for a deep bottom from your speakers, perhaps the Asspeaker design is right up your alley. Perfect for blasting a little Sir Mix-a-Lot, the larger pair in the middle makes the subwoofer while the smaller outside juicy doubles come together to form a double bubble when not in use and the globes split when you’re playing music. Looking for the volume controls? Simple rub the cheek in a circular manner to increase or decrease the sound level. Interesting speaker concept, doubt it would ever be produced, but you never know.