If you’re going to be in a meeting where you have to do a lot of laser pointing (aka the most boring meeting in the world) you might as well geek it up and make it a little interesting with a Star Wars Lightsaber Laser Pointer. Use the Force to point out important information on your latest corporate accounting chart or (way more likely scenario) just project crazy spirals and circles on your walls and ceiling while you listen to Pink Floyd.
These highly detailed scaled replicas are available in either Darth Maul and Darth Vader models, two dudes who know a lot about laser pointing. If you have a cat, you know that cats love chasing red laser lights around. Cats have also been scientifically proven through years of intensive laboratory studies and research to love Star Wars. Can’t argue with science. Batteries included.
Buy Lightsaber Laser Pointers here for $14.99.
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