Solafeet Foot Tanner is the Worst Tanner Since Uncle Joey Tanner

Is there anything more embarrassing than showing up at the beach or pool with a well tanned body everywhere but pasty white feet? I would bury my head in the sand out of pure shame if I had that problem. But luckily I don’t because I use the Solafeet Foot Tanner. For a mere $229, you can have constantly tanned feet any time of year. Sock tan lines are a thing of the past! Show off those cankles once again! Actually this would be a decent product if you’re athletic and wear sneakers and socks all day playing golf or tennis and then want to wear high heels at night (just like me). Tan lines be gone!