Nothing says “I’m the boss, treat me with respect plebes” like a world’s greatest boss mug and some stuffed animal hand warmers powered by the juice of the USB wire. These plush hand warmers say to your underlings, “I have ice in my veins, literally”. You use your Snuggie to keep the rest of your body warm in those frigid office environments (clearly a conspiracy by the world’s coffee makers to sell more product) and now you need to keep the one part of your body not Snuggified toasty warm too- your hands.

Of course this all assumes you’re already the boss. If you’re not here’s the thing- plushy hand warmers are guaranteed to get you a raise and promotion. That’s right “AND”- other hand warmers might promise you a better title OR more money- these guys give you both. I believe that’s in the fine print, unless I misread it which is entirely possible since I didn’t take my meds today (shhhh). Available in rabbit and bear.

usb hand warmers via technabob