Formalwear for Drunks: A Tie With a Built in Beer Bottle Opener

This tie with a beer bottle opener at the bottom brings corporate casual to a whole new level…. of drunkedness. Go straight from the boardroom to the barroom with this stunning piece of formalwear. From a conference call to last call. Much like the mullet is business on top and party in the back, this bottle opening tie is business on the top and party on the bottom (that’s what she said). Now you don’t even have to change out of your work clothes before you go pop open a cold one. As an added bonus the weighted tip of the tie will stay steady in heavy winds- a feature I often discuss when I hang out with tie designers on my days off.

via newlaunches