Sometimes you need to defend your desk from threats in the inter-cubicle warfare. You’ve got to put up an imposing front and this pair of artillery desktop accessories definitely does that- in a cute way. The anti-aircraft missiles pen holder can hold 6 pens and rotate 360 degrees.
The machine gun tape dispenser holds a roll of tape in a tough yet cute manner. These would actually be ideal for members of or fans of the military who are now stuck at a desk job. They run $18 and $16 respectively at Brando.
pen holder & tape dispenser
My apologies if any of my fellow New Yorkers find this offensive considering today’s date.
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