When robots come down from outer space and enslave all the humans I hope they’re all as cute and punctual at this little Robot Clock with memo-holding clips for hands. I would do anything this adorable little guy says. Maybe that is the robots’ plan to take over the planet- trap all humans by being so completely cute that we can’t resist them. Wait, why is that puppy giving me a funny look? Did I just hear one of his joints squeak? I don’t know who I can trust anymore. The robots may have already won. Damn. Where’s John Connor when we need him?