Nothing makes you look tougher than a weiner dog in your ear. Nothing. Are you getting beat up at the office? Is your kid getting beat up at school? Why not switch from the wimpy white Apple earbuds to the toughguy weiner dog earbuds and show ‘em who’s boss? This pair of headphones has the weiner dog in two parts so it looks like there’s an extra long weiner dog going through your skull. Solid!
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