Camel toe is a serious issue affecting millions of people around the globe. Until now there were limited options to avoid this major fashion problem. You could buy camel toe style mom jeans to hide the problem:
But those just look ridiculous and it’s obvious you are trying to hide something. Now a slicker and more elegant and discreet solution to hide your camel toe- the Cuchini. Designed by women for comfort and convenience, the cuchini smooths you out for a camel toe-free appearance:
“The Cuchini is a comfortable, light weight material, that adheres to any under garment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc..) It eliminates the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance.” They cost $15 for a set of two, which is a small price to pay to get rid of the shame and public humiliation of camel toe.
I concur; I love me a good camel toe here and there!
The jeans would clearly be more useful for men with exceptionally large testicles. Or pre-op transgendered.
The Cuchini, while somewhat ingenious, has no chance of ending in anything other than a giggling crowd of people staring at your crotch with “wtf is sticking out of her swimsuit?!” on their faces.
I am revisiting this post as i sit at my desk dreaming of cameltoe…. mmmmm…..camelicious
Its not nice to fool with mother nature.
Please don’t go,
My camel-toe;
Your tender meaty goodness makes our day!
It would be low,
To hide the toe;
So please don’t take your camel-toe awaaaaaaay!
Yes, a part of every female’s part is definitely something to be ashamed of. How dare we have labia?! I understand that cameltoes are kind of uncomfortable but I don’t feel as though they’re grounds for “shame and public humiliation.”
If you must show the toe, do it with style! Step Proudly!
http://www.cafepress.com/tmen/833984