Now you can get snail mail in a computer too with this super geeky computer mailbox. Ideal for a tech support business or uber-geek household. Open the little monitor hatch and get your mail. 99% guaranteed to filter out any viruses and spam (unless your mail carrier is sick with a cold or you belong to the spam of the month club). Made of pine wood, this nerdbox inexplicably costs over $200.
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