Watch out 8 Ball jackets- there’s a new sheriff in town. And his name is NES Controller Jacket. Wearing this jacket tells the ladies, yes I’m definitely single, I have nimble fingers, and I don’t have plans this weekend…or next weekend.. or any weekend really. Hey baby, want to come back to my place and I’ll teach you the Konami code all night long. Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start. That’s how I roll. Enjoy my limited edition Nintendo varsity jacket. That’s right, I’m on varsity. Varsity video gaming. Look at my appliqued controller back. Feel the warmth of my thermal insulated lining. You know you want it.
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