The Roll ‘n Pour
will help you easily pour those heavy 1 gallon jugs and 2 liter soda bottles. Great for old people, kids and super skinny gamers who haven’t left the basement in over a week while playing WoW and despite incredible finger and wrist strength are otherwise too weak to lift a full soda bottle. The whole thing sort of reminds me of the weightlifter’s dilemma; if you want to start lifting weights because you’re weak, how do you get the weights home from the store? I bet if Vince Offer or Billy Mays were hawking these, they’d sell a million a week.
via BookofJoe
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Oh come on, this “gadget” is pretty pointless…but you’re right about Billy Mays. Gosh, is that guy annoying, but he can probably sell ice to eskimos.