The Joydick from SF Media Labs lets you use your member as a joystick. The unit attaches to your unit, and you control a video game by choking your chicken. The Joydick can detect motion in all four directions and a separate button can be attached which converts each stroke of the salami into a fire button press. Here’s a video of it in action (no nudity but definitely NSFW!):
via yesbutnobutyes