The Homo Sapien Multi Purpose Kitchen Tool takes you back to your primitive roots. Sure it kind of looks nice and you could use it to peel potatoes, sharpen knives, crush garlic and grind things like a pestle, but COME ON… it’s a rock on a string! Perhaps this should be called the Neanderthal tool because that’s about the intelligence level of someone who would buy this thing for $39 (with apologies to my Neanderthal readers- what’s up Steve!)

via I Can’t Believe What They’ve Invented (spanish)