Ok I know what I want for my birthday now… it’s a sit down driving arcade simulation game with dual beer keg taps. This $7000 arcade machine, the Octane 120 Beer Arcade, has a built in kegorator behind the seat to keep your beer icy cold. There’s a tap behind the seat for everyone watching your pure-awesomeness-in-motion driving skills to enjoy a brewski but the best part is the cupholder for the driver which has it’s own keg tap.
That’s right, you don’t even need to get up or even hold your cup while getting a beer refill. Now normally I don’t condone drinking and driving but in this case I’m encouraging it.
Oh and it also features an HD video projector, a 120” screen, a 5.1 sound system, 200 licensed games, and PS3 compatibility. But more importantly it holds two 5 gallon or one ½ barrel keg of beer. Unfortunately the beer is not included.
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