Texas Hold ‘Em Poker is quickly becoming one of the most popular games in the US (and the world). To be successful you have to have a bit of luck and a bit of skill. But the last thing you need is some crafty opponent getting a peak at your cards. That’s where the card guard comes in to protect your cards from moving. To top it off this one gives a little taunt to your competitors in the form of the the middle finger and you can pull it down for a little audio F U too. A perfect way to counter all that hot air the guy next to you is blowing.
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