When “rain rain go away, come again some other day” doesn’t work for you, it’s time to bring out the big guns. The F&ck the Rain Umbrella from Art Lebedev tells the clouds (or people walking behind you) what you really think of the precipitation by giving off a giant middle finger. Flip the birds the bird (I’m not sure if that’s grammatically correct, but if so that might be one of the strangest sentences ever). Awesome!
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