When “rain rain go away, come again some other day” doesn’t work for you, it’s time to bring out the big guns. The F&ck the Rain Umbrella from Art Lebedev tells the clouds (or people walking behind you) what you really think of the precipitation by giving off a giant middle finger. Flip the birds the bird (I’m not sure if that’s grammatically correct, but if so that might be one of the strangest sentences ever). Awesome!
Bodyguard Travel Umbrella - Auto Open/close - Strong Waterproof, Windproof, Compact for Easy Carrying Totes - Wind Tested 55mph - Sturdy, High Quality - Lifetime Guarantee (Black)