I can pretty much guarantee that after about 5 seconds of the Jar Jar Binks Wake Up System, you will be annoyed out of your slumber and ready to face the day in a pissed off mood. Here’s the list of the worst ways to wake up:
2. Jar Jar Binks’ voice
On one hand this is the worst Star Wars product ever created, on the other hand it is the best because it should function as a great wake up system. The nearly 2 foot Jar Jar will jar you out of bed just as advertised.
Product page at Amazon: Star Wars Talking Jar Jar Binks 22″ Figure Wake-Up System
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