Jar Jar Binks Wake Up Alarm System

I can pretty much guarantee that after about 5 seconds of the Jar Jar Binks Wake Up System, you will be annoyed out of your slumber and ready to face the day in a pissed off mood. Here’s the list of the worst ways to wake up:
1. Jackhammer
2. Jar Jar Binks’ voice
On one hand this is the worst Star Wars product ever created, on the other hand it is the best because it should function as a great wake up system. The nearly 2 foot Jar Jar will jar you out of bed just as advertised.

Product page at Amazon: Star Wars Talking Jar Jar Binks 22″ Figure Wake-Up System