Pocket Slutometer Tracks your Conquests

What’s up ladies man? Having trouble member what your “number” is? Need to prove to your friends what your stud level is? Is your full sized Slutometer too big and unwieldy to take with you? Now you can track your ladykiller level with the Pocket Slutometer. Every time you score, just press the button and the number increases and an alarm sounds. Like all good slutometer’s this one gives you three digits to work with. Cause you’re gonna need it, stud muffin.

via NerdApproved