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It’s a lowrider for hippies! The Vancake is the world’s lowest Volkswagen Bus. This street legal (how how how?!) vehicle is just 3 feet tall and is actually a VW Camper… or should I say cramper. Impractical? Yes. Crazy? Yes. As flat as the Flatmobile? Nopers.

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This is just wrong. Although I’m not really sure why. It’s basically an expandable cup that straps on to your dog’s behind to catch the poop. It doesn’t appear to hurt the dog and it seems like it will help the owner catch all the poop quickly and easily. So it would seem to be an ok apparatus. Except looking at it, it just seems not right. The dog is walking around with a toilet on it’s butt. That’s wrong. Unless you consider it a type of diaper. That would be ok. I’m totally torn on this poop catching gizmo.

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Most offices are kept obnoxiously cold (most likely a nefarious plot by Starbucks, but that’s a long rant for some other posting), but if you happen to have an un-air conditioned office, work in a sweatshop with a computer or just have an unusually high body temperature at all times then the USB Powered Fan Shirt is perfect for you.

Yes the shirt will keep you cool. Yes it will puff out the shirt like you’re a skydiver. Yes you probably have to unplug it everytime you stand up or reach down to the bottom drawer to get something. Yes if you work with a laptop and forget to unplug it, your laptop will end up on the floor. But these are just small prices to pay for air cooled comfort!

Buy it for about $170

Jammin Johns are music to your rear. The ultimate toilet seat for the music lover who also eats a lot of beans and corn (beans are the musical fruit after all). Rock out with your cock out. You can buy Jammin Johns in a variety of acoustic and electric guitar styles as shown above or in piano style like pictured below:

Unofficially I call that the “Elton” John model. These toilet seats will run you nearly $180 each. Apparently Jammin Johns has some very high end clients (or high rear-end clients I suppose) including Roy Rogers, Steven Spielberg, Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton, and Waylon Jennings. So if you’ve ever wondered where Spielberg does his other business, it’s on a Jamming John.

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Whether you’re an apartment dweller, office manager, or a janitor, you might have a lot of keys. And like LL Cool J says, those keys are jingling baby. A crafty user on Instructables has demonstrated how to put your keys into a swiss army knife/leatherman style gizmo. Now you can move quietly without attraction attention like a cow with a bell on it. Just don’t try to bring one of these devices onto an airplane, since you’ll probably be detained. And don’t let anyone see you using this to actually open a door, since it looks like you’re trying to to pick the lock with some sort of large tool. But other than those two minor points, it’s great!

Is the pizza scissor really necessary? Is it really that difficult to cut your pizza? This “innovative” kitchen gadget combines scissors with a wedge shaped spatula for lifting out your hard to cut slice. If you’re ordering (or making) pizza with cheese and/or crust that needs a pair of 11 inch kitchen shears in order to cut a slice, you need to find some other pizza. This is a problem. Do you really want to eat uncuttable pizza? I don’t.

Buy it at Amazon: Progressive Pizza Scissors 11.75-in.

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Wow- this skeleton made out of melted cassette tapes is giving me the chills- I mean what’s scarier than crappy music on a cassette tape?! Is that a Colour Me Badd tape I spy? Warrant? Extreme? Kriss Kross? Scary stuff! This crazy skull was created by artist Bryan Dettmer using some impressive melting skills. I can’t seem to find any details on the artistic process so I’m suspecting black magic until I hear otherwise.

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The oddly named “Peach” backpack is made of old recycled mannequin hindquarters. It looks like something a 12 year old kid with too much time on his hands would create. Wearing this pack on your back will not only give you an ass on your back but it will make you look like an ass from the back wearing the pack (repeat that sentence 3x fast).

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