Subivor is the ultimate subway emergency survival kit. The kit contains 5 items that will help you survive most types of subway incidents.
Each $27.99 Subivor kit comes with:
1 SURVIVAL MASK disposable anti-fog facemask, protects against Toxic Smoke,Concrete Dust, Debris, Radio Active Dirty Bomb – radio – Active particle matter, Biological / Epidemic (e.g Influenza, Small Pox, and Dry spores (e.g. Anthrax Contaminants)
1 3 1/2 inch Flashlight – To help you navigate your way in the dark
1 7 inch Orange Pry bar – To knock a window out of it’s setting or to shatter it
1 Silver tone Metal Whistle – To assist you in calling for help if you are trapped
1 Orange Towelette Pouch – To remove dirt or debris from your hands and face without water
The Subivor kit comes in a compact 3 1/2 inch x 6 inch black bag you can store in your purse, briefcase, or manbag. The bag has a reflector strip available in orange, pink, green, or yellow to match your outfit. Be careful with this, because I’ve seen enough movies to know that if you see someone putting on a mask right after an incident occurs- they’re probably the guilty party. But you can always protect yourself with the pry bar and whistle.
While the Subivor kit might help you in many situations, it cannot protect you against the following: homeless guy funk, person who thinks their butt is skinnier than it really is and squeezes into a seat uncomfortably between two people, gropers, pole huggers, obnoxious teenagers, people who bring their bicycles onto the train during rush hour when it’s packed, tourists who don’t hold on and go flying every time the train moves, nose pickers and flickers, air conditioning drips, headphone music blasters, flashers, people eating tuna fish sandwiches with their mouths open, and beggars.