
Here’s a recent news item from the UK about a bungee jumper looking to recreate the “virgin buzz” of his first jump again. So he created a 30 meter rope out of 18,500 condoms (although by my math, he could have used just 12,000 if Magnums were available!).
The latex love glove rope took four months to tie together because “It was difficult as the condoms are slippery. When we tied knots they would just slip out.” Apparently they didn’t have non-lubricated jimmy hats either. Portuguese jumper Carl Dionisio successfully made the condom bungee jump in Durban, South Africa. Luckily the cock socks held together and he lived to tell the tale.




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