Pearl Izumi is selling a pair of bicycle shorts with a built-in MP3 player. These nuthuggers have a thigh mounted control panel and bluetooth connectivity. The Vertex Mp3 Bib Shorts can hold 512mb of music (might I suggest “Bicycle Race” by Queen or “Bike” by Pink Floyd?) and the actual mp3 player is in the shoulder and removable so it can charge up and be loaded with tunes. These banana smugglers will run you a mere $499 but $100 of that goes to charity.
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