Thought you had seen it all in cube warfare? Think again- the Wireless USB Rocket Launcher has a transmitter and receiver that lets your launcher sit an extra 15 feet away from the base station. Now you can fire foam rockets at your annoying coworkers from much greater distances. Nothing says “stop sweet talking your girlfriend because the whole office can hear you” like a remotely fired foam rocket to the face or crotch.
Set one of these things up to 15 feet away from your desk and stealthily control the action from your computer unseen from 15 feet away. Check out the overly dramatic video of the USB Wireless Rocket Launcher in action:
The launcher runs on Windows and comes complete with pre-recorded sound effects for maximum cube warfare impact.
Product page at ThinkGeek: USB Wireless Rocket Launcher
Cubicle Warfare: Self-Defense Tactics for Today's Hypercompetitive Workplace by Blaine Pardoe (1997-08-20)