SpongeBob Musical Rectal Thermometer

There’s not much competition in the music playing rectal thermometer section of your local drugstore but here’s one that certainly stands out. And by stands out, I mean it literally stands out of your kid’s ass while playing Spongebob Squarepants music. The Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer is rated for oral, underarm, and the ever important rectal use.



Let’s hope your kid doesn’t start any premature dancing to the bootyshaking SpongeBob theme song because we certainly wouldn’t want a “rollover incident” causing you to have to bring your kid to the hospital for yet another foreign object anal extraction. From a pineapple under the sea to your kid’s bare bottom, SpongeBob is everywhere.



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