The umbrella has finally been updated with this new no-hands, windproof, inversion-proof umbrella from Nubrella. The Nubrella (awesome name btw) puts you in a fishbowl-like bubble of astronaut wannabe douchiness while leaving your hands free to do whatever it is you like to do with your hands in the rain. The Nubrella costs around $60 but if you’re anything like the guy in the picture riding his bicycle to work in a suit in the rain, you probably can’t afford it anyway.
Alternative use for college kids: rainy day solo clambake.




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“a fishbowl-like bubble of astronaut wannabe douchiness.” Fantastic!
[...] Free Umbrella is like your own personal bubble of dryness. Or as we called it back in ’08 a fishbowl-like bubble of astronaut wannabe douchiness. On the plus side, you can ride your bicycle with this on. This next umbrella solution works if [...]