Check out the awesomely useless USB Owl! If you’re anything like me, you look at your desktop and say to yourself “I wish I had a fake bird here to keep me company”. Well look no further. This cute and very wise owl sits on your desktop and blinks, rolls his eyes and turns his head while you work. He doesn’t give a hoot whether you’re doing actual work or surfing gadget websites all day. The USB Owl comes with his own tree stump to sit on or he can be perched onto your monitor or other nearby clipable objects. Available in May from the UK’s Thumbs Up UK for around $25. Look after the jump for video of this bird in action. For some reason I have a hankering for Wise potato chips now.